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"A Boy Called Spite played fast, powerful, overwhelming, retarded, melodic teenage punk rock. They represented the anger, turmoil, confusion, lust, and stupidity of young morons everywhere. They converted raw violence and passion into pure rock operas and were masters in the arts of Chaos and Anarchy. Man. What can I say? They rocked my ass. It is a crying shame that the boys have called it quits."
- Bob Sagat 11/19/98 -

Faculty:
Unholy Jay - howls of pain. 5 string mess
Brendan Spite - 4 string chaos. sausage fingers
Dean Wartell - 2 stick spazz attack. cool hair
Beaker Spite - backup groans. 6 string death
(click each name for more info)


Home:
deep in the ghettos of Port Jefferson Station,
Long Island New York, USA


History:
been together for 4 years
were once known as the Howards
we killed the Howards with our bare hands
we like to rock
the band broke up
most of us are now in explosivo


Stuff we don't like:
pants, racism, big brother,
jocks, sexist bastards, gym class,
bullies, hippies, homophobes,
cooties, tse tse flies, nazis,
hipsters, euro-trash, homelessness,
rules, country music, egomaniacs,
fat disgusting fascist bastards,
the mess we call "the american dream"


Stuff we like:
our moms


Moto of the moment:
"Who don't like my penis in a better dish?!?"


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