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beef
Dean = phat beats
 carrot
Jay = pure rock

mushroom
Brendan = funk master
pork
Beaker = geek love


Jay and Dean rock and scream
The anguish. The turmoil. The heartache...


''Hey look at me. I'm a pansy.''
Someone got down on all fours just to make this shot look cool.


StrO ?!?
Brendan plays so hard that the lettering often falls right off his shirt. Magnificent!


Metal Breakdowns Everywhere!
Jay was recently added to the Guiness Book of World Records for playing "the most awsomest metal breakdowns". It doesn't get better than that.


Grandmaster-Flash chain style
Brendan burns some poor witch's eyes out with his cigarette.
 uhh... me so horny
Exibit A: making hot sweet monkey love to his guitar.


''...shakin' my head, shakin' my head...''
Exibit B: "Hey guys, check out my new mascot. He's kooool."


proof of degenerate breeding
One last video game before we get back to practice.


Jay turns his back on the cold unforgiving public
...and the pure rock flows forth like wine once again.



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